Lo, there was a sign, and the sign read:

Support Services Meeting
Called On Account of Vanilla

Regular meetings will resume next week.
Go hit the Club Fair!

NOTE: If you have chocolate spots,
we've got your cure!
You can either go out in the rain
or have some vanilla cream horns.
We know which we would pick.

On the table below the sign, there were indeed several large bakery boxes of vanilla cream horns. (And some oatmeal-vanilla hand lotion for the calorie-conscious.)