Well, at least Disney didn't feel the need to CGI someone vaulting over the back of the couch into something less dangerous-looking . . . why, no, I'm not bitter.

"Of course he would. But it's not like I haven't forced him to watch every World Cup with me either, right?" Conner asked around a mouthful of bear claw. "I know what you mean. Beckham's totally overrated, but I can think of a dozen different soccer players I could watch in reruns for years. And that includes Mia Hamm and Brandi Chastain."

Ignore the "rowr" look on his face.