John was a hopeless romantic. So much so that when he found a televised performance of "The Vagina Monologues" while flipping channels in the Common Room, he paused.

Mmmmm...angry Lori Petty.

Of course, if anyone walks in, the channel will spontaneously change to a chick flick. Or a war movie. Like you do.

[Open like a common room is]
[bummed that they cancelled the show tonight at my uni because of the frickin' snow]