"Well, at least half the words that end in 'e' oughtn't," Agnes told him. "And 'questions' is a bit 'u'-heavy, and 'magic' only has a 'k' if you're the sort who's into crystals and nature and eyeliner. But the real standout is 'Friday', which you managed to misspell differently than you did last week."

She bit her lip and looked guilty. "Um... sorry?"