dollpocalypse: (pony: disgruntled)
dollpocalypse ([personal profile] dollpocalypse) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2011-07-10 09:36 am

Third Floor Common Room, Sunday Morning

It had been bad enough to wake up as a pony. Now Topher was realizing that his hooves made it impossible to play video games. Video games. IT WAS KILLING HIM. He stomped around on the controllers, trying to figure out a system, but his tiny character just kept getting blasted with fire that he could have avoided if he had had opposable thumbs, damnit.

Stupid controller.

Then it cracked under his hooves. Frustrated, Topher flopped down on the ground in front of the TV. This sucked.
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2011-07-10 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Claudia. It's hard to tell, isn't it? They should have given us name tags, instead of little symbols like these." She nodded to the gears on her flank. "Would have been way more helpful."

[identity profile] wheeler-360.livejournal.com 2011-07-10 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Marshall craned his neck around. "Huh," he said. "I don't think I got one of those. Yours is kinda cool, though."
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2011-07-10 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"I wonder why some people got 'em an some didn't," Claudia mused. "It's probably luck of the draw, but you never know. Fandom might be marking us for further torment."

[identity profile] wheeler-360.livejournal.com 2011-07-10 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"... Further torment?"

Marshall was really only used to one thing happening at a time! He'd never had to deal with two things going on before.
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2011-07-11 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, yeah. Then we won't be expecting it."

[identity profile] wheeler-360.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
"But. But." Marshall stared. "I can't believe I keep saying this, but this place is even weirder than my last school."
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2011-07-11 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
"It's even weirder than where I work on weekends," Claudia offered. "Which is pretty damn weird. What was your last school like?"

[identity profile] wheeler-360.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Marshall shrugged. "Wormhole in the science teacher's office. Time travel, screwy physics... I once gave the school building my cold, sea sponges switched to feeding on rumours and almost covered the world, the entire school almost collapsed in on itself as a tesseract, and a girl tried to win the student council president position by using bee pheromones. That she was producing herself."

And that only scratched the surface.
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2011-07-11 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Claudia was suddenly tempted to send Artie there to investigate it. She couldn't decide if that'd be crueler to Artie, or to the school.

"Wow. That's some freaky stuff, right there."

[identity profile] wheeler-360.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
"And yet Fandom is weirder. If less dangerous." He shrugged. "At least here there aren't any venus fly traps turning into girls who try to seduce and then eat me."
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2011-07-11 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, give it time. You'll run into something that'll try to seduce and/or eat you eventually."

[identity profile] wheeler-360.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Marshall sighed. "Somehow, that doesn't make me feel any better. Can't it all just be... sunshine and time travel and ponies?"
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2011-07-11 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
"I wish. But it wouldn't be Fandom without the occasional life threatening invasion."