Jessica had seen something about the underwear from meta for Breaking Bad going for almost ten grand, which was a ridiculous price for a piece of underwear.

On a seemingly unrelated note, Jessica heard some weird sounds coming from the common room. They weren't sexy sounds, thank god, but they were still strange enough to check out. That's when she saw a gremlin wearing what seemed to be signed underwear and a fake goatee putting rock candy into small bags. "Please tell me this is a Halloween thing," she pleaded.

The gremlin looked up, grabbed his rock candy, and ran off to the corner of the room. Apparently he was going to give people their distance, just give him room to work, dammit! In his underwear.

Seriously, why was this Jessica's life? She took a seat to keep an eye on the gremlin and make sure he wasn't up to anything sketchier than cosplay.

[OOC: Yes, this is week two of Underwear Gremlin Thursday Night. I pretty much expect this to end in a gremlin bite underwear party in a couple weeks. Anyway, open!]