http://halfbad.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] halfbad.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2014-07-12 09:31 am

2nd floor parlor: saturday morning

Nathan had no idea something strange had happened to the island overnight. He'd been blissfully tucked away in the preserve on the other island, counting the stars before they passed behind clouds and falling asleep quicker than usual. Nothing seemed amiss when he'd walked back.

When he wandered into the parlor, he was first hit with the smell of a cigarette. He hadn't smoked in awhile so he knew it wasn't him. When he looked around to try and find the source, he spotted a shadowed...person in one of the corners. Nathan tilted his head and took a few steps closer to try and get a better look but the person in the shadows disappeared.

A groan from behind him had Nathan whirling around just in time to see a mess of books come tumbling down off the shelf. Had the person that he'd just seen done that? And had they been smoking too? Nathan rubbed his head, pretty sure that maybe this house was going to drive him crazy.

Still, he took a seat to eat some of the breakfast he'd brought back from town and to try and give reading another go. There were books all over the floor now so he had a nice selection to choose from even.

[Open post. Nathan's not affected by the Noir this weekend]

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2014-07-12 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Cade slouched in the doorway, blowing out a smoke ring from the cigarette between his fingers.

"Hey, kid," he said, pulling his fedora down over his excessively slicked hair. "Problem?"

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2014-07-12 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Cade shrugged. "Something's always groanin'," he said. "Life's cruel and pointless."

...okay, then.

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2014-07-12 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"I was just about to head out and get a cup of joe," Cade said.

But there had been loitering to do. You know how it is.

[identity profile] fly-so-serious.livejournal.com 2014-07-12 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The dandy had the right idea. Joker patted his pockets, looking for a smoke -- but of course they were empty, since he was still in his pajamas. He sighed, gestured at the cigarette, and then held his hand out. "Alms for the crippled?"

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2014-07-12 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh look. A dame. That meant trouble, especially when the dame was one of Lady Dokkaebi's Girls. Jessica strutted into the parlor, her legs reaching all the way down to her feet as she walked. The dress she wore was an attention-grabber, showing off her curves like the Goodyear Blimp at the Indy 500.

"Hey, boys," she said. "You know, those bookshelves aren't just for show. You can keep the books on them, hence the name."

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2014-07-12 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's cute," Jessica said. "But nothing breaks around here unless Lady Dokkaebi's Girls want it broken, and that goes for everything from bookshelves to hearts. Speaking of which, eyes up here." She pointed at her eyes, just in case he had missed the kind of angry stare that would make someone fall and break their neck if it was spelled with an 'i' instead of an 'e.' And that 'i' was located in a slightly different place in the word.

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2014-07-12 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"You new to town, kid?" Jessica scoffed. "Even if you were, you'd think a school would teach you about the things that are really important. Lady Dokkaebi runs this town, kid, like a car runs a marathon; hard, fast, in blatant defiance of the rules, and powered by well-placed explosions."

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2014-07-12 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey there, dollface," Cade said, blowing a really impressive smoke circle with his cigarette. "What's a classy dame like you doin' in a dump like this?"

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2014-07-12 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"Seeing if there's any garbage worth salvaging," Jessica said, giving Cade an appraising eye before letting a small laugh out. "No luck so far."

The kind of burn could start a garbage fire if she weren't careful.

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2014-07-12 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Cade reached out to put a hand over his stricken heart. "Ouch. Words like that could kill a guy."

Then you'd have to hire one of the three thousand private dicks to figure out what had happened!

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2014-07-12 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Don't worry your pretty little head, if I wanted to kill a guy, I'd use something even sharper than my tongue," Jessica suggested.

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2014-07-12 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Cade, who wouldn't know a good idea if it slunk into a speakeasy with a sign over its head that read "GOOD IDEA", took a few steps closer. "Oh, really. Like what?"

[identity profile] fly-so-serious.livejournal.com 2014-07-12 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
And those curves were dangerous. A man could lose control on those curves and fall to his doom.

Another man, anyway. One that had gone down over Haiti in a ball of flames. The monster that had come out of the wreckage was less inclined.

"Hey, gents, we got us a scholar, here!" Joker quipped. "Miss, you just worry about lookin' pretty, 'cause we got this well in hand. The chump over there -- the one that caused the mess? He'll clean it up."

[identity profile] fly-so-serious.livejournal.com 2014-07-12 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
There were two types of people in the world -- the ones who heard the clatter of falling books and did nothing, and the ones who rushed to help.

'Course, when "rushing to help" meant climbing a flight of stairs on legs that would never heal right, with still-tender burns aggravated by even the soft flannel of pajamas, they might reconsider.

And when, despite reconsidering, they realized they were most of the way up a flight of stairs and finishing the climb was going to be easier than turning around and going back down, they might exit the stairwell in something of a mood.

"What the hell's your problem, Thumbs?! Too clumsy to pluck a book off a shelf?"

[identity profile] fly-so-serious.livejournal.com 2014-07-12 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"'My name's not Thumbs'," Joker mocked with a snort. "Cute. That's a real zinger there, kid. A real head on your shoulders. And how dumb do you think I am? Books don't just fall on their own. They're on the floor, ergo there is a cause. Eeeny, meeny, miney, you."

[identity profile] fly-so-serious.livejournal.com 2014-07-12 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Proof? No, I ain't got an eyewitness, Buddy. It's called a 'deduction'. I busted my hump hoofin' it up the stairs 'cause something went bump in the morning, and I thought someone was hurt. And what do I find? A kid with an inability to use shelves."