lilac_eyed_lieutenant: (GASP)
Lieutenant Tisarwat ([personal profile] lilac_eyed_lieutenant) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2019-09-15 03:03 pm

Second Floor Common Room; Sunday Evening [09/15].

After a trip into town, Tisarwat returned to the dorms, changed into something a little more comfortable than her uniform, and then headed with her bags to the common room with an air of determination. With the ubiquitous nature of so many ungloved, uncivilized hands everywhere here, she still couldn't bring herself to trust the food prepared on the island. She was sure it was safe and she understood that latex gloves were a thing, but the idea of it just made her feel weird. But with no decade to do this sort of thing for her, she figured she had better start learning how to actually cook.

She'd done well with cutting up some fruits and vegetables; if she had issues with that, she should just give up right then and there. But the real challenge would come, of course, in the packaged noodle dish she'd picked up to try, the one that left her wondering how anything that had boasted "Quick and Easy!" on the packaging would require so many different pots. But she got it going, and it seemed to be going well enough. Frowning, though, she looked over the instructions on the box again while waiting for it to heat up, flipping the package around in her hands to make sure she wasn't missing anythi--

Ssssssss.

"Fuck!"

Tisarwat dropped the package to rush over to the stove to lift up the smaller pan as it boiled over, quickly trying to move it to the sink in an effort to curb some of the mess it was making. And as she was there, she noticed the other pan was starting to smoke an awful lot. She dropped te first pot in the sink and went to pull the other one off the burner, looking at the sauce that was definitely burning onto the bottom.

"Aatr's tits!"

All this knowledge and all these memories from dozens of entities and thousands of years of experience, you'd think at least one of them would have picked up how to cook in all that time!

Well. At least she still had the fruit and the vegetables and plenty of the cheese that the weird bear had foisted onto her.

[[ work was the worst today; this post channels my sooooullll. open common room is open! ]]
seriesofbaddecisions: (thinking it over)

[personal profile] seriesofbaddecisions 2019-09-15 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mostly, but I've seen people use a knife and fork."

It was weird, but.

"There's nothing you need to cook for your salad, right?"

Hi, she just met you and already was concerned.
seriesofbaddecisions: (from below)

[personal profile] seriesofbaddecisions 2019-09-15 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sometimes boxes lie," Sabine replied. "What were you trying to do?"
seriesofbaddecisions: (just about neutral)

[personal profile] seriesofbaddecisions 2019-09-15 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh honey.

"Maybe it's a thing to try another day, with a tutorial," Sabine told her. "If there's more, we can try again, but I'd suggest washing out anything that burned first."

And she didn't know how bad that would be.
seriesofbaddecisions: (was that an order or an opinion)

[personal profile] seriesofbaddecisions 2019-09-15 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm sure they will be. And I'm sure these pots and pans have already been through a lot."

Given what the students had let happen to the fridge for the last fourteen years...
seriesofbaddecisions: (ehhh)

[personal profile] seriesofbaddecisions 2019-09-15 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a tragedy that no one could invoke Karla's name right now.

"I don't either, but I can imagine." She didn't look thrilled about imagining it.
seriesofbaddecisions: (the everchanging hair)

[personal profile] seriesofbaddecisions 2019-09-15 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm absolutely going to order something. You can get in on it," Sabine offered.
seriesofbaddecisions: (casual)

[personal profile] seriesofbaddecisions 2019-09-16 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Okay. And if you change your mind, they'll probably send me about six times what I ordered anyway," Sabine said, going to look for some menus to see what sounded good.
seriesofbaddecisions: (chatting)

[personal profile] seriesofbaddecisions 2019-09-16 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Bad business model?" Sabine shrugged. "No idea. You order food and they send too much. It doesn't even matter where you order from, they all seem to do it."
seriesofbaddecisions: (turned)

[personal profile] seriesofbaddecisions 2019-09-16 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
It was a problem Sabine no longer trusted!

"I wonder if they're not hoping we'll call less if they bring everything over at once," she said.
seriesofbaddecisions: (for your information)

[personal profile] seriesofbaddecisions 2019-09-16 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Maybe? Or they just want to keep us from coming into the restaurant?"

Sabine's theories were more cynical.